And finally...
Apr. 3rd, 2003 05:50 pmGeorge Carlin is good for most of what ails ya'.
"The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives."
"Deep throat: Think about it. There is actually an important figure in American history who is named for a blow-job movie. How do grade school teachers handle this?"
[my note: by ignoring it completely]
"I don't think we gave barbarism a fair try."
"If the shoe fits, get another one just like it."
"Where does the dentist go when he leaves you alone?"
...ok, I'll stop now.
"The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives."
"Deep throat: Think about it. There is actually an important figure in American history who is named for a blow-job movie. How do grade school teachers handle this?"
[my note: by ignoring it completely]
"I don't think we gave barbarism a fair try."
"If the shoe fits, get another one just like it."
"Where does the dentist go when he leaves you alone?"
...ok, I'll stop now.