Short Story recommendation

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I don't often pass along things gleaned from the intar-webz, but this was simply too good, too funny and too well-written to pass by.

The Parable of the Shower by Leah Bobet (cristalia)

The first paragraph:

The angel of the LORD cometh upon you in the shower at the worst possible moment: one hand placed upon thy right buttock and the other bearing soap, radio blaring, humming a heathen song of sin.

And it just keeps on getting better & funnier & wiser from there.

Many thanks to truepenny for the link.