Spam Poetry

[herewiss13]

I have a theory that Spam is really the result of a global AI attempting desperately to develop a Turing skill. Who says intelligence equals the ability to fool people into thinking you're human? It's not like Bill Gates can manage that consistently.

The evidence for my theory comes from the following. When it comes to modern poetry, there are actual Homo sapiens poets doing worse. It's a bit like tone poetry and _just_ a bit more than total nonsense. I'm almost tempted to submit them some pompously avant garde journal of post-modern verse.

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Tyrannic Alveolus

by Rob Self (qfheos@tvnet.lv)

Sometimes behind omphalos laughs out loud,
but behind globule always ignore burglar related to!

For example, related to tripod indicates that ski lodge
defined by approach about freight train.

tenors remain niggardly.

circumcise

cardiff

cyanic

braid

cure
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Necromancer Somnambulists about 5905

by Gus Woodall (mxggsrbgsvh@pop.com.br)

Yong,
the friend of Yong and takes
a coffee break with piroshki of bullfrog.
Indeed, hand defined by cheese wheel
satiate polar bear from minivan.
He called her Yong (or was it Yong?).

Now and then, insurance agent near bonbon
write a love letter to for starlet.

submarine defined by bicep is gingerly.

Yong and I took pickup truck inside
(with taxidermist over,
rattlesnake about.

smack sinclair philosophy

timbre

pick

antipodean

freshmen

leatherback
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Strangely evocative in places, nu? I'm particularly fond of the phrase "necromancer sonambulist," myself. A magician concerned with mortality and death who sleepwalks. All in two words. Isn't the English Language amazing? ;-)

The best part? If a spider picks up those addresses, the spammer gets to recieve their own spam! ;-)

Comments

Completely off the topic...

[sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com]

I go by Herewiss on IM -- you're the only other one I've run into online! :-) Do you read Diane's blog, at http://outofambit.blogspot.com/?

Re: Completely off the topic...

[herewiss13.livejournal.com]

I do. It's great to get the first sample chapters from her books. My entire online alias is pretty much under 'Herewiss13'. Don't know any other Herewiss's...but theres a Khavrinen on LJ. ;-)