My First Quiz type thing!

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Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

Greens
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The Willfully Ignorant
Circle IV Rolling Weights

terrorists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

PoMos
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

bigots
Circle VII Burning Sands

Fundies
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Scientific Creationists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Ranking Rationale:

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies: This is self-explanatory. Limbo is really too good for them.

Greens: I'm all for ecology and preservation. But there's no need to get hysterical about it. Even if things are as bad as claimed, running around shouting "the sky is falling" serves no one. And they often romanticize Nature. I love that Mother, but she's not at all warm and fuzzy. Hobbes' knew what he was talking about.

Militant Vegans: Meat is Murder! Give me a break. More animals are killed tilling and spraying a field of wheat than the equivalent herd of free-range cattle. Plus, remember what I said about romanticizing Nature? We've got canine teeth for a reason and our big brain was first fueled by bone-marrow from scavenged carcasses on the savanah.

The Willfully Ignorant: There are none so blind as those who will not learn! Applies to many other categories of damnation.

terrorists: Terrorists don't rank higher because at least they're honest about their hatred. None of this "It's for your own good." or "I don't really hate you, honest!" They want you to die, they want to scare the shit out of you and they go forth and do that. Evil, but straightfoward.

PoMos: Intellectual terrorists. Not straightforward. They try to suck the meaning out of everything, destroying and perverting language as they go along.

bigots: Cowardly, dishonest terrorists. Also quite often Willfully Ignorant.

Fundies: "Forget the Lord, I'm gonna smite you." Self-proclaimed Monopolies by fiat on the truth annoy me. Taking action to alter my behavior, or those of my friends, in the cause of one of these Monopolies does a hell of a lot more than that. Nearly always Willfully ignorant.

Scientific Creationists: These people pervert Science, and hence Truth (or our most reliable means for seeking same). Damnation is too good for them. Being Willfully Ignorant is mandatory. You cannot become one without actively turning away from the real world. Among other amusing hypocrisies, they alternately romanticize nature as God's Intricate Handiwork and condemn it as the degenerate and ugly left-overs from the Fall.