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herewiss13I never wear shorts.
/What, never?/
No, never.
/What, never?/
Well...hardly ever.
Having gotten that out of my system, I really do wear pants almost all the time. Certain I haven't worn shorts outside in quite awhile.
So can someone explain to me why I've got a big honkin' mosquito bite on the inside of each knee?!
If they were any more symmetrical, I'd think I'd been abducted by aliens and knee-probed or something.
Also, it makes walking in pants one continual itch, every single step. They really need to write this up and send it to the International Journal of Torture. Beats the Death of a Thousand Cuts all hollow.
/What, never?/
No, never.
/What, never?/
Well...hardly ever.
Having gotten that out of my system, I really do wear pants almost all the time. Certain I haven't worn shorts outside in quite awhile.
So can someone explain to me why I've got a big honkin' mosquito bite on the inside of each knee?!
If they were any more symmetrical, I'd think I'd been abducted by aliens and knee-probed or something.
Also, it makes walking in pants one continual itch, every single step. They really need to write this up and send it to the International Journal of Torture. Beats the Death of a Thousand Cuts all hollow.
